Listen, we can't all be cultured geniuses who read real books in their spare time. Here's a decent selection of memes of varying dumbness, for you to enjoy on your phone, curled up in fetal position, or with your friends, when you need a way to exit a boring conversation.
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December 3rd, 2018: A day that will forever be mocked (and mourned) by the entire Tumblr community. This is the day that the staff of Tumblr announced they would be banning "adult content" from their site for good. Artwork and drawings depicting nudity could remain, but anything depicting sexual acts, nudity, or female-presenting nipples will be banned, permanently.
The news was a surprise to Tumblr's users, especially following an announcement in September, in which the staff claimed they wouldn't use automated filters to regulate their content - that it would interfere with creative expression. While it's no secret that Tumblr is overflowing with porn, and most of it is far from creative, this hypocrisy has rubbed users the wrong way. And how do people express discontent? With memes, of course.
Use the next few days, wisely, folks.
On Tuesday Breaking Bad's Dean Norris tweeted out "Sex Gifs." It was clearly meant for his search bar and not as an announcement to the entire internet, but clearly he has a sense of humor about the situation, seeing as he hasn't taken it down yet. Luckily for us, this whole thing has inspired some hilarious memes and reactions.
We know that working in adult entertainment can be an empowering career for some men and women, but there's always an exception to the rule. These confessions serve as a cautionary warning to people who are considering that path lightly.
Ted Cruz has been receiving a lot of attention for allegedly "liking" a pornographic tweet on September 11th. The Senator's camp later tweeted that many people had access to the account, and that one of these people must have "inadvertently" hit the like button. We're not sure if we buy that story, but we ARE enjoying the bevy of memes and reactions to come out of the debacle.
Ahh, the internet. A double edged sword that leaves the world just a click or two away. Although you can learn a lot, sometimes wires get crossed and soon you start assuming that the alternative facts you're seeing are actual reality. Well, that's exactly what happened to these people when they thought they'd learned a thing or two from porn.
Would you expect anything less? Granted, I was very intrigued, madly curious to read through some of the answers from the self-proclaimed biggest HD porn site. They didn't fail to keep it light and insightful.
I'll bet you woke up today and said, "Today i'm going to learn an absurd history about breasts in porn." Well if you did, we've got you covered.
Sweater muffins, fun bags, whatever you call them. 'vargas' is an expert.
'vargas' is one of the most famous goofs, gaffers and trollsters active on the internet today, a hilariously beautiful resource for some completely ridiculous and absurd laughs and a prime example of some grade-A modern 'light' trolling.
Warning: Mildly NSFW
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This Adventure Time porn parody is full of amazing puns, and some solid Bubbline action. Aw yiss. Worry not, this preview is safe for work minus a few swear words.
