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Childish Memes For The Proudly Unsophisticated

If you like crass jokes, crude humor, and a burning desire to unabashedly express your wild and childlike enjoyment of the world, these are the memes for you. 

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Stupid Memes, Dumb Jokes, Shitposts, Poop Jokes | Her: Timmy has music concert soon. Kid: Daddy are gonna come? Dad doubt line up looks weak af | Sorry took my pants off at gender reveal party thought were all participating. My bad.
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Redditor Asks If She's The A-Hole For Teaching Fiancé's Family A Stinky Lesson

Warning: discussions of poop ahead.

Food is an undeniable foundation of social relations. In every part of the world, friends and families bond through the sacred tradition of sharing a meal. Who doesn't love food? But social gatherings that revolve around eating aren't a walk in the park for everyone. There are millions of people who suffer from dietary restrictions, which often makes the social aspects of eating pretty awkward. And unfortunately, food allergies aren't taken seriously by everyone. Redditor u/IBgueSt is one of the poor souls out there who lives with a number of food intolerances, which both deny her the pleasure of eating a number of delicious foods, and make her subject to frequent awkward conversations about her gut problems. In this Reddit thread, u/IBgueSt recounts how one day, she'd had enough of her fiancé's family not taking her condition seriously. Rather than walk away from a family meal at the risk of seeming uptight, she instead indulged in food she knew she wouldn't be able to stomach and ended up teaching her future in-laws a smelly lesson in dietary allergies. Was she petty or in the right? The thread of replies that followed are full of hot takes.


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25 Cringey Stories So Awful They Feel Cinematic

Earlier this week writer Caroline Moss asked Twitter to share moments of their lives that seemed more like a bad movie than something IRL. She offered up a tale of being broken up for "not being Jewish enough" while at a National concert. During the set. Many of the responses to her request dwarf her experience in the cringe zone - here are some of the most painful tales we could dig up.

Cringey horror stories that seem like a scene from a bad movie.
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Markiplier Announces Successful Bowel Movement, Twitter Rejoices

YouTube star Markiplier left fans feeling worried on Wednesday after he posted a video from a hospital bed to let the world know he was suffering from some painful intestinal blockage. Well there's no need to stress any longer, because he has since updated his 13 million Twitter followers with a simple, yet epic tweet: "I pooped." 

A barrage of hilarious congratulatory tweets quickly made '#Hepooped' the sixth most trending topic on Twitter in the United States. The tweets keep flooding in, but we managed to grab some of the most amusing responses to Markiplier's legendary bowel movement announcement. True king shit.

funny twitter, twitter memes, twitter thread, he pooped, #hepooped, markiplier, youtubers, poop, funny tweets, gamers, streamers | Pope Francis holding up tweet King shit. #hepooped Mark @markiplier I pooped.
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Distressed Dude Asks Reddit For Help With A Very Crappy Relationship Issue

Well, sh*t. One very shook gentleman took to Reddit after discovering that his girlfriend was wiping her butt with his gym socks. The entire situation is insane, and after she explains herself it gets even more crazy. Could you stay with your significant other if you found out they'd been using your socks to clean their bottoms? 

Funny reddit thread about girlfriend poop on socks, using socks to wipe | r/relationship_advice posted by whattodobedroom think my girlfriend (26) has been using my gym socks wipe after going bathroom. Throwaway, because reasons. TL;DR: Found my gym socks garbage covered poop. Asked girlfriend about She started yelling at and crying and left
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27 Damn Good Tweets That'll Perk You Up A Bit

Life is pain and we're inching closer to death every single meaningless day. At least there are funny and smart people on Twitter typing up self-deprecating jokes and observational witticisms. For more amusing tweets, you can check out this list we banged out earlier. Lord knows we need some pick-me-ups these days. 

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18 Confused Women Share What Boggles Their Minds About Men

Y'all ready to have men demystified? AskReddit's trusty detectives are on the case! What would we do without AskReddit threads to answer our questions? Redditor u/OnlyInMyDreams asked the women of the site what confuses them most about men. The results are pretty funny, and, as a woman, extremely relatable. We've rounded up our favorite answers, but you can head back to that Reddit thread for all the answers to your nagging questions. 

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15 Scarred Hotel Workers Share Their Wildest (And Grossest) Guest Experiences

Normally we like to provide you with content that makes you laugh, or restores your faith in humanity. These stories, told by angelic, horror-stricken hotel workers, will have the opposite effect. 

Warning: Some of these stories are not for the faint of heart - or the weak of stomach.

Funny, gross, and crazy stories from hotel workers.
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'Shidding and Farding' Memes Are Perfect Potty-Mouth Stupidity

These memes started as a Tumblr joke, but have evolved to the point that there is a Facebook (@gangsterpopeye is an admin) devoted to the very silly memes. While some people may not appreciate the arguably gross and dirty memes, we find them to be a strangely refreshing dose of stupidity.

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