politicians

Richard Nixon Totally Looks Like This Eggplant

Food is like laughter: It feels great in your throat.

Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!

Hillary Clinton Totally Looks Like Chucky

Sometimes I wonder how different things would be if, instead of politicians, a gang of murderous dolls ran the world. Probably not too different.

Sarah Palin Totally Looks Like Bob the Builder

Three-year-olds love Bob the Builder, and grown adults with the brains of a three-year-old love Sarah Palin!

Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe

The creep factor is high in this one, my friends. Very high, indeed.

POLITITIANS involved in politits.

Meg Whitman Totally Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Unisex hairstyles: The mohawk, the mullet, the Bieber, and then the whatever-the-hell-this-is.

IT'S SO COLD IN DC That politicians have their hands in their own pockets

POLITICIANS Short on cash, short on truth, short, period.

(John McCain)

Insectosaurus Totally Looks Like Janet Napolitano

Makes me want to sing the national anthem.