pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

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Love to Watch You Walk Away

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PICK-UP LINES

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When I'm Your Sugar Baby, Can I Get Singing Lessons?

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Dropping the Science: I'd Coil Up With Tesla!

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We're Clearly of the Same Mind

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Why I No Get Girls

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MY QUESTION IS...

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Poké-up Lines

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No Need for a Raincoat

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