He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Whatever happened to "If anything happens to you, call me, and I won't be angry."

That's one way to send a message

She needs some real consequences

Airplane tickets are a computer purchase

Talking on the phone in public is always awkward. Even if you are wearing headphones, and talking as quietly as you can, you never know who might be listening to your conversation, and how private it really is. Besides, it can be considered pretty inconsiderate to talk in places where your conversation might disturb other people, like in a restaurant for example. If you are talking loudly on the phone while other people are trying to enjoy their meal, don't be surprised if someone decides to ap…

*Hugs phone * they don't know you like I do.

If you were blessed with young-looking genes, you encounter some pretty funny things. You get asked for ID in your thirties. You get told by a distant aunt at a family dinner to go sit at the kid's table. You get mistaken by teachers for being a student… that is, if you work in education. The list is endless, and embarrassing, but there's some good in it too — you look young, that's great. Lucky you. This teacher was absolutely gobsmacked when another teacher came up to her in the hall and bega…

Tales from behind the teacher's desk

Duck sauce dripping with petty revenge

Not his payment, not his problem

Impressive ineptitude

Lesson learned

You'd think that when you become an adult, your parents wouldn't be as involved in your whereabouts.

Not exactly romantic

Just why