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Three weeks ago, Chrissy Teigen dramatically 'quit' Twitter after getting fed up with the trolls once and for all. Welp, surprise surprise. The queen of petty Twitter drama is back after twenty-three long and painful days away. Of course, Chrissy's fans were in full support of her return, but the rest of Twitter had the spicy roasts ready to fire off. We've collected some amusing reactions to the controversial celeb's Twitter relapse, but first we'll catch you up to speed on the saga in case you're not terminally online like us.

We've never seen petty like this before and honestly, this story has so many levels of petty that we're gonna have to just let it do all the talking. All we can really say is that it involves world-renowned a-hole Anish Kapoor, his "bean" (aka Cloud Gate), and the world's blackest black shade of paint.

"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." That's what Nextdoor's CEO Nirav Tolia likes to say about his social networking site. And he's not wrong. While the site's intended to connect neighbors to one another, it's often less of a useful community tool than it is a place for petty complaints and expert trolling. And the Twitter account @bestsofnextdoor keeps incredible track of the funniest posts from shit-starting neighbors. We've put together some of their latest (and greatest) uploads in this gallery, but if you like what you see, please give 'em a follow on Twitter. You'll be glad you did. 

Sorry, Carrie Underwood. We know you probably worked hard to promote keying cars in the wake of cheating, but there's a new form of revenge in town. And it's way more deviously petty. After a Tumblr post suggested utilizing seam rippers as a weapon against philandering men, user aerialsquidshared a family tale of seam ripper revenge from when they were in their hormonal mother's womb. It's a quick story but definitely made our day brighter with its hilarity. And it definitely proves that seam rippers have many more uses than one might think. 

A good neighbor strives to be both patient with others around them and receptive to reasonable criticism. If everyone in a neighborhood simply communicated with empathy and respect, its inhabitants would live in perfect harmony. But who are we kidding? This is not the kind of world we live in. In reality, human beings are very good at harboring resentment until it manifests in an explosion of petty conflict. But hey, at least sometimes the pettiness can be pretty entertaining for those gawking from the sidelines. r/PettyRevenge is a great place for anyone seeking that schadenfreude fix, and we've grabbed a satisfying story from redditor u/Your_acceptable, who taught their annoying neighbors a lesson with some good old fashioned pettiness. Others in the thread replied with tales of their own relatable grievances. 

These memes won't necessarily help you forget about your ex, but they will help you mask the pain with inappropriate amounts of sass.

Just remember it can always be worse, as proven by these people admitting to the pettiest reasons they broke up with someone.

One of our favorite Twitter accounts @bestofnextdoor is still at it with the hilarious gems from Nextdoor. If you aren't familiar with the app, it's basically facebook for specific neighborhoods. The creators had the theory that 'when neighbors start talking, good things happen.' Not everything that happens on the app is good, per se, but things can definitely get pretty weird, that's for sure. If you've ever been pissed off about someone on the block leaving slices of cheese on your windshield, Nextdoor is your place to publicly complain. We've got a handful of gold posts from @bestofnextdoor that range from hilariously petty to actually kind of wholesome. 

While sometimes we think we're petty for in our day to day lives, these people have perfected the art of being petty. They go way beyond giving a bad driver the middle finger, and frankly, they should be ashamed of themselves.

Sometimes getting pregnant isn't just about wanting to have kids. These women reveal their extremely strange and sometimes petty reasons for getting pregnant.

Sometimes fully grown adults can really amaze us with their stupid levels of pettiness. Like, seriously, this is some middle school-level grade-A pettiness right here. In this particular "case" (if you can even call it that), Lawrence Police in Kansas responded to two adult children having the world's pettiest standoff in a private parking lot. Enjoy!