They need to get to work

Does it feel 2 degrees cooler in here?

Everyone is entitled to their own dietary choices

People can argue left and right over how to parent their kids, but no matter which way you slice it, this two-person job works best when each parent pulls their weight.

He sounds normal

Who's gonna tell her?

Success makes the beggars crawl out of the woodwork.

My house, my rules

Teaching 'em young

They should be thanking her

Poor kid

When is it mommy and daddy's vacation?

Pranks, in the age of the internet, can mean nearly anything

Never tell Mom a secret you don't want the whole family to hear about

Awww

Parenting is sort of like the Olympics. Keeps you awake during odd hours, makes you care about things you never knew existed, and gives you good small-talk content