optimus prime

And he's post-op, so now he transforms into a minivan. Lady's gotta get her kids to soccer practice somehow, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

I TRIED DYING ONCE it was awful

This happy robot brought to you by Craig Finn and the rest of the members of The Hold Steady. - Matty Malaprop

... and watch Michael Bay destroy it. CREY. - Matty Malaprop

HOW... did this kid get to hangout with Optimus Prime and Indiana Jones?

ROBOTS Built to party.

But what if I just want to be a Bumblebee? - Matty Malaprop