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after before Edgar Allan Poe opposites Po po' rich slang - 6547455744
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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

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Oh Pleated Jeans, you always put the "sassy" in Jeff Wysaski! - Matty Malaprop

acid base draw something drawing illustration opposites - 6526102016
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Acidwut you did there, sir. And it was far, far better than the awful thing I just did. - Matty Malaprop

lying opposites similar sounding snoop dogg snoop lion - 6511791360
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I mean, how could you possibly snap-judge a person's truthfulness like that? Shame on you, xyzpdq1. - Matty Malaprop

comparison entrepreneur newer older opposites similar sounding suffix - 6265011200
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Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop

david stern expression face happy opposites stern surname - 6157103104
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His happy face may still be somewhat gorgon-esque, but at least he isn't Howard Stern... - Matty Malaprop

close far literalism opposites santa santa claus similar sounding - 5314077952
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And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop

construction destruction Mass opposites similar sounding weapons wmd wmds - 5321268480
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I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

contrast double meaning eye homophone homophones literalism opposites wife wi-fi - 5296111104
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop