This is a revelation.
Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."
Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop
He'll always be Gary Dreamman to me. #swoon - Matty Malaprop
Just don't rub him the wrong way, and you won't ever have to worry about him being all JaUp in your business. - Matty Malaprop
At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop
I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop