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20+ Morbid Tombstone Jokes That'll Make Your Grandma Roll In Her Grave

These jokes are certainly morgue than you bargained for. They really put the "fun" in funeral.

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This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

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He's a fighter, I'll give him that, but the shrapnel is literally squeezing the life out of him! If we don't get him to a medic before he runs out of juice, then I fear he'll be nothing but a bloody pulp by nightfall. - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, that book is sooooo sad. Tin Man and Scarecrow find organ donors, but The Cowardly Lion finds himself completely shafted by the bad veterinary technology in Oz. DE-PRESS-ING. - Matty Malaprop