It's that time of the week again; Time to hear about the hilarious antics of some of Twitter's funniest parents. It's always admirable to see what lengths parents will go for their children. When my mom was a kid, my grandfather used his boots to make footprints coming to and from their chimney on Christmas Eve. Isn't that sweet? Parents always swoop in and maintain the magic in a world where other kids are always trying to crush each other's fun. However, kids don't always pay their parent's k…

Meeting new people is often incredibly awkward and demeaning. Not all of us are Mrs. Peacock from the Clue movie based on the bestselling board game. When she's introduced to a group of new and unfamiliar people in Mr. Boddy's mansion, she monologues, "Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess; it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time to get acquainted. So I'…

Hey, whatever parenting hack works!

I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret; I am not a parent. Despite this, my friends always tell me that they think I'd be a good mom. What does that say about me? I have no idea. My first theory is that I would be a good mom because I have incredible vibes, and I will pass those good vibes down through my bloodline without skipping a generation. Or possibly, I would be one of those strict, no-nonsense parents that can't stop bragging about how their 3-year-old has never seen a screen.…

Do you ever think about how crazy it is that you can just make a person? It is wild that people worldwide can create a human life with nothing more than their body and their time. And a big white bird depending on who you ask. While creating a person can take minimal effort, raising a person is full of chaos, madness, and confusion. Parenthood is a commitment of multiple decades where you get no days off and it can take over your life. One of the most common issues for parents is not having tim…

It is not easy

What did he expect?

Fair enough

Not OK

This isn't a fun time to be a parent in the United States. Frankly, it's not a fun time to be a citizen, or even visiting. The tragedy in Uvalde is on the minds of the world - senseless violence is never easy to parse through. And violence against innocent children? It's too much to bear. It's incredibly clear from Twitter that the parents of the Internet are reeling. Talk of homeschool is rampant. There are angry tweets, desperate ones. And the ones that simply make us want to cry. Looking for…

Josh is yet to recover

Feel special now?

A+ parenting

So much judgment

He's going places.

This just doesn't feel right.