Only millennials' will understand this: "Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake!"

Serotonin? More like zerotonin.

Intending not to have kids has become much more socially acceptable for millennials . It used to be that if you were a person who didn't have kids, you were an old spinster, a nun, or a deeply ashamed closeted person. These days, a much larger chunk of young people are vehemently against bringing another life into this world. This can be for various reasons, from not wanting to financially support another human being to not wanting to push another person through their body. While these reasons…

Generational gaps are frankly hilarious because as the years go on, and the older we millennials get, we begin to understand our elder's frustration with us. How does this come about? Well, it begins with a seemingly normal day; you're on your way to work, and stop to get your morning coffee at your local cafe, when suddenly your ears begin ringing. Thinking to yourself in caps letters, you turn your head to glare at whatever is making that noise. The person making the noise is quite a vision.…

The remix actually slaps...

90s/ early 2000s summer drinks & snacks just hit different...

Why sing a boring lullaby when you can softly sing "Get Low" by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz ft. Ying Yang Twins?

No offense, but your unbaked baby is the last thing anyone wants to see while sipping their morning coffee.

Sorry not sorry, still love you thooooo

This needs more than just an "okay, boomer."

Ah, to be old-er.

Some of you never had a Chef Boyardee can follow you all the way home, and it shows...

Millennials . When we're not busy ruining the economy with our decadent avocado toast and otherwise utilitarian consumer behavior, we're tending to our 5k-follower shitpost accounts, wondering where we went wrong in life. Is this really all there is? The millennial thinks to herself as she stands in line at the local overpriced café. She consults her bank app as if it were a crystal ball, providing guidance on whether or not to go for that extra pastry. Then she goes off to her second freelance…

As if teachers don't have it hard enough already...

We're sad to report that the boomers still don't understand that things have changed in the past fifty years. It's as if nothing has happened outside of their lived experiences. “I made $10 an hour in 1970 and bought my own house by the time I was 30! If I did it, so can you.” You can try and explain to grandpa the concept of housing price inflation, or that $10 in 1970 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $77 today (which would be an annual salary of $148,379), but there's a strong chanc…

Remember when every Disney movie was turned into a video game??