What can I say that hasn't already been said about Spongebob? The first three seasons of this show defined my childhood, and I lowkey feel bad for all of the kids whose parents didn't allow them to watch it. Whenever a fellow third grader looked me in the eyes and told me they did not know the Ripped Pants song , it broke my heart. When I was a kid, I assumed some parents banned the show because the voices were grating. That was the reason my mom hated The Fairly Odd Parents. Now I realize that…

30 is the new 13! So please don't give us the responsibility of doing our own taxes...

Adulting isn't as fun as we thought it would be.

The long tradition of kids messing with their aging parents is alive and strong.

Cocomelon could never

It was 5 o'clock ten years ago

If you had a universal remote you were GOD.

Mentally, I'm signing on and off of AIM to get my crush's attention.

RIP AOL chat rooms

If they don't know who sees dead people, then they're too young for you.

If they never had to read the note they were trying to pass to someone to the entire class, they're too young for you.

Hello fellow millennials. What time is it? Morphing time!… We mean, Meme-ing time!

I feel like there's a lot of stigma associated with being average. Not to have a boomer take, but I do think that telling kids they were gifted in the early 2000s because they read more chapter books than their peers was a mistake. Whenever the topic of “gifted kids” comes up,

He truly recognizes the gravity of what he's been gifted, as he should.

Sometime life really do be feeling like a 'Jackass' movie...

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