Don't you DARE come for one of millennial's most beloved childhood heroes.

This one's for y'all

If you were a millennial who didn't start keeping a journal after watching 'Harriet the Spy,' how did you even learn how to write?

I didn't own a cell phone until 2006. I was late to the smartphone game as well, receiving my first iPhone in 2015 at the ripe old age of 27. Before cell phones, things were different. The only distractions I had on my commute, if I was lucky, were a walkman or my homework. Netflix arrived via DVD. If I made plans, and my friends were late, I'd have to call them on a pay phone. I had all their phone numbers memorized. These days, I'm lucky if I can remember my parents' numbers. While I can look…

Hi. I need to admit something. I'm… I'm a millennial . My browser history may not betray this fact, but the truth is that I am living in a van down by the river. I live in poverty because I spent so much of my hard-earned salary on avocado toast and expensive cold brew. Just kidding. I don't live in a van down by the river, but I do live in a really shitty apartment in the most expensive city in the world. Despite my resistance to avocado toast, my salary doesn't really do enough for me to have…

Do they even do show crossovers anymore? Because those were the absolute best!

Does anyone know what the millennial doodle S thing is actually called? Like, seriously. We have no idea...

You're (probably) not at death's door

Or are the millennials ragging on themselves?... Either way, it's hilarious!

But first, coffee

We'll see you guys on the other side of the Rainbow Road.

Only millennials will understand: "Ni na ni, na ni na ni, Nick-e-lo-de-on!"

Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp? If you're hella bored or whatever, you should take a trip down memory lane and read these outdated sayings and funny phrases people used to say back in the day. If you're unimpressed, then you can either take a chill pill or talk to the hand ‘cause the face ain’t listening. SIKE! We're just playin' fosho. But we're like, totally sure you're gonna think this list is the bomb. Cool beans.

Millennial parents are already starting to mentally prepare for the teenagers they're going to be raising in the near future...

Dark, dry, classy.

Who would win in a fight: the crazy Honeycombs mascot or someone who just ate an Airhead in those old school commericals?