Jennifer Garner lied to us! When you turn 30, you will no longer be flirty OR thriving

Do they even do show crossovers anymore? Because those were the absolute best!

Does anyone know what the millennial doodle S thing is actually called? Like, seriously. We have no idea...

You're (probably) not at death's door

Or are the millennials ragging on themselves?... Either way, it's hilarious!

But first, coffee

We'll see you guys on the other side of the Rainbow Road.

Only millennials will understand: "Ni na ni, na ni na ni, Nick-e-lo-de-on!"

Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp? If you're hella bored or whatever, you should take a trip down memory lane and read these outdated sayings and funny phrases people used to say back in the day. If you're unimpressed, then you can either take a chill pill or talk to the hand ‘cause the face ain’t listening. SIKE! We're just playin' fosho. But we're like, totally sure you're gonna think this list is the bomb. Cool beans.

If there's anything that Generation X is known for, it's for being the best generation of angsty teenagers. Sure, Baby Boomers had their hippie streak, but everything they've done since has been so chronically uncool it's basically ruined their generational reputation. Millennials are, for the most part, kind of try-hards. They were not particularly known for being rebellious youths on all but one front: teen pregnancy. Nobody did pregnancy pacts like Millennials, and as a member of Gen Z , I r…

Millennial parents are already starting to mentally prepare for the teenagers they're going to be raising in the near future...

Dark, dry, classy.

Remember how EVERYONE and their mothers drank Slimfast Shakes...

Who would win in a fight: the crazy Honeycombs mascot or someone who just ate an Airhead in those old school commericals?

wHeRe ArE yOooouUuuu, and iM sO SoRrEEEEy

“I’m a 35 year old with the mindset of a 7 year old, knees of a 65 year old, and bedtime of a 98 year old. I'll be taking no questions at this time”