Sometimes the only way to get that funny bone working is with a heaping dose of throwbacks.

Are we old or what

Please feed them

You're standing on my neck

We now need to limber up before going to a concert.

Do kids today even know what "landline" means?

Jennifer Garner lied to us! When you turn 30, you will no longer be flirty OR thriving

Millennial parents are the only ones who can hear “what a time to be a parent” both ominously and excitedly…

So, where do we trade in our Princess Diana Beanie Babies for a house?

Remember all those viruses we used to pile up while downloading one song for 5 hours? Ahhhh, those were the days!

Only millennials' will understand this: "Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake!"

90s/ early 2000s summer drinks & snacks just hit different...

Millennials . When we're not busy ruining the economy with our decadent avocado toast and otherwise utilitarian consumer behavior, we're tending to our 5k-follower shitpost accounts, wondering where we went wrong in life. Is this really all there is? The millennial thinks to herself as she stands in line at the local overpriced café. She consults her bank app as if it were a crystal ball, providing guidance on whether or not to go for that extra pastry. Then she goes off to her second freelance…

Just sitting here watching the housing market like, "'c'mon, collapse already!"

Is it just us or can you also still remember how Blockbuster smelled?...

I'm busy doing my cave allegory