Very few of us know what it's like to control a giant metal tube flying through the sky at incredible heights and lengths. That is probably for the best, seeing how most people behave on planes. I'm no exception to this rule! After having heard it too many times, I can barely stay awake to listen to the pre-flight safety announcement. At least I'm not someone who takes my shoes off on the plane. Starting your career as a pilot isn't always glamorous. You might begin flying corpses across the co…

This military audio engineer was told by an outranking Sergeant Major that their help wasn't necessary for setting up a VIP ceremony. They did as they were told and "f-ed off" which led to the ceremony being a disaster.

Happy Veterans Day! November 11th is the day when we celebrate the men and women who have served The United States with the utmost grace and dignity. When I was in middle school, I played the songs of the branches of the military in the school band during the annual Veterans Day assembly. We played Semper Paratus, Semper Supra, Anchors Aweigh, Marines' Hymn, The Army Goes Rolling Along, and The U.S. Air Force. All of the veterans in the crowd would stand during their branches section. I mention…

How did he get there?

Basic training sucks, these memes don't.

These memes will never not be funny.