Defend valley girls

A+ for audacity

Being single never felt better

Be unemployed if you want

Just stay single

He's gotta smell

These can be suspicious

Come again?

So gross

“I'm a comedian.” Three words, beginning with a contraction, that make me back away in revulsion. Back when I had Tinder, I listed two kinds of people who I simply would not converse with: The above self-proclaimed funnymen, and burners. Burners, as in Burning Man attendees. These types of people and their personalities (for the most part) couldn't turn me on less. My other major sexual dealbreaker is skipping foreplay, which is harder to assess when swiping on a dating profile . Most people ca…

What's your big three?

I'm sad to report that in 2022, there are men in their thirties who think periods are gross. One guy had enough blind conviction to admit to r/AmItheAsshole that he got mad at his wife after she threw her menstrual pad away in her brother-in-law's bathroom trashcan. Apparently the guy's brother was so disturbed by the sight of the ghastly thing that he pulled OP aside and asked him to have a word with his wife about it. Tell me you've never had a woman in your apartment without telling me you'v…

This is the female gaze?

Booba

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear helmets, others stethoscopes. But some kind-hearted heroes work behind a bar, wielding rags and working for tips. We all know that bartenders have hard jobs. Wrangling drunks and scrambling for tiny tips isn't easy. But we don't often talk about the way bartenders look out for their clientele, whether they're offering an ear to a troubled person, or protecting women from creepy patrons. Twitter user @guttersnipe tweeted about the latter situation this week,…

True audacity