There is le sexytime, and then there is le faptime. Let's be honest: which one do you value more?
I won't tell your girlfriend.
Are you Fapfan? More shares than Me Gusta will thrust it forward to the next seed!
You ever tell a story that seems too good to be true? Well, just throw a "True Story" on there, and problem solved! Now everyone believes you, whether it was true or not!
Of course, this has the potential to be abused, but it hasn't yet and probably never will. True story.
The truest of stories, though, is if you share this post more than Cereal Guy, True Story will progress to the next round. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE.
Here's here to point out the facts. You think your stories are true? Well, Cereal Guy knows otherwise. Without his wisdom, we'd never get to the bottom of such important matters as whether or not Justin Bieber is a girl or what Rugrats was really about.
But of course, he can have his mind blown too.
If you like Cereal Guy more than True Story, share this post on Facebook!
I wanna meme the very best, like no Spider ever was. To win the bracket is my real test; to shame him is my cause.
Here we go, the final battle (of this bracket)! Is Rickroll a more classic meme than Spider-man? Facebook shares will be our gym badges!
Spider-man! Get down from there! It's time for you to face your ultimate challenge - a joke misdirection video. Yes, this is the stuff Uncle Ben was warning you about.
Facebook is the way to vote! More shares means Spider-man advances to the Final Four!
Did you know that 24 years ago TODAY, Rick Astley's single was the #1 song in America? And here we are, a quarter century later. Why won't you leave us ALONE, Rick!?
Rickroll moves forward when you share it more than Seems Legit. These are just world true facts.
I don't know about you, but I think the iLunch is a great deal. For just $50, you get an apple, of course, plus synthetic food-product 16B, the most advanced food ever created! A full meal's calories in half the space!
Share "Seems Legit" on Facebook to move it to the finals! Otherwise, it will disappear FOREVER.