meme madness

Land-ho, as they say in pirate stories! A Winner is CAT! Business Cat nibbled Philosoraptor's musings to death in an epic but ultimately gruesome tail of destruction. They both have tails. Not so different, cats and rapts.

Now onto Classics! Yo Dawg and LOLcats are first to fight!

Some know them as "Meme Cats." Those over 40 simply know them as "The Only Thing on the Internet." Yes, we're talking LOLcats today. And we're talking IN LOLSPEAK. We've hired a guest editor to fill in for us, because we literally have no idea how to translate.

"Ohai! We'z all no lolcats r teh bestest, butt (!) we haz stif compe...compe... bad gaiz: Da Yo Goggie! Goggies r NAWT owr friends todai! Butt (!) we can has epic hed splorting kyootness! Kittehs will winz da dai!"

Cool! Yes! Whatever that means!

If LOLcats has more Facebook shares than Yo Dawg, it moves ahead! Animals, Y U no just be friends?

Yo Dawg, we heard you like Meme Madness, so we put a Yo Dawg in this picture that drives us to madness so you can etc. while you Inception.

BWAAAAAAAA

Also, share this post if you like it more than LOLcats! (We heard you like animals so we faced two of them together, except one isn't really an animal, and how do you do this meme again?)

What else can be said except someone is about to become CEO of WINCORP! Does Philosoraptor stand between Business Cat and victory, or will he be crushed in this cat eat dino world?

The post with the most shares wins! Only one day remains! Heave ho, team!

No no no. This isn't right. Something's amiss. No way Paranoid Parrot would make it against High Expectations Asian Dad by such a small 4-point margin... no. THEY'RE OUT TO GET HIM.

Sharing this post more than Business Cat is their MASTER PLAN. DON'T DO IT. OR DO IT. He's not entirely sure what the right course of action is anymore.

Yes, yes, purrrrfect. Business Cat's plan is working swimmingly, except for the water part. Gross.

Will he beat out Paranoid Parrot to move onto the Advice Animals Finals? This might have to go into overtime. More Facebook shares means a shiny new Catillac! Choose your winner with PRIDE.

Semifinals time! Here's some food for thought: if Philosoraptor wins, does that mean users are smarter than they are awkward? Or just intellectual-seeming to cover their shame?

You know the drill, right? GO GO GO! The most Facebook shares determines the victor!

What an awesomely awkward win last time - now it's for keeps! Or semikeeps. Will Socially Awkward penguin ultimately fumble, or will he beat out Philosoraptor?

More Facebook shares = continuation! Let your awkwardness shine!

That feel when you know an A minus isn't good enough. However close to home this sub-meme hits, you can't help but sympathize with someone always striving for his someone else's best. "I'm in a Bracket? Why Not Aracket?"

Just don't let him lose to Paranoid Parrot; you know how disappointed he'll be. "340 Facebook shares? Why not 100?"

Paranoid Parrot's in the bracket? IT WAS A SYMPATHY SPOT. He might not have the self-esteem of a winner, but he's got the thread-riddled maps in his bedroom connecting all the dots. Just kidding! He'd never do that! BECAUSE HE KNOWS THEY'RE WATCHING.

What if Meme Madness is RIGGED? And all our voting amounts to NOTHING? Let's hope you aren't this paranoid; the post with the most Facebook shares wins!

They're just so delicious!

In what I imagine is a whirlwind offense, Insanity Wolf keeps no play hidden, and just acts upon whatever suits him at the time. His coach no longer dares criticizing Insanity Wolf's performance; after all, he has no more limbs left to point with. Yes, in Insanity Wolf's remnants of a mind, he has already won the tournament. You may wear your heart on your sleeve, but Insanity Wolf wears his (and yours) in his TEETH.

But it's not up to him - thankfully. Do you prefer Insanity Wolf to Business Cat? The post with the most Facebook shares in the next 24 hours wins!

When life gives you LOLs, you gotta make it into a profitable business somehow. That's the motto of former LOLcat and current professional, Business Cat. The days of riding inviso-bikes are behind him - now he's trying to market them.

Can this sane, stable creature compare to the nut that is Insanity Wolf? Chaos may be against him, but order and strategy is a viable defense.

If you think Business Cat should move ahead to forge more deals, Facebook share this post more than Insanity Wolf's! You have one day! Go!

Philosoraptor is a dino of thought. Clearly the wisest reptile (or bird?) of any generation, there's little to no chance that he couldn't beat Lame Pun Coon.

Or is there?

Whichever animal has the most Facebook shares by tomorrow will move forward. (If you move backwards facing away, isn't that moving forward?)

If you don't share this post on Facebook, does that mean you want Lame Pun Coon to win, or that you're just lazy?

The time has come, so you'd better watch out. Lame Pun Coon is up to fight, and he's not taking this one sitting down.

If Lame Pun Coon gets more Facebook shares than Philosoraptor in the next 24 hours, he's move on to the next hexagonal round. Apologies if you already knew this, and I'm just oversharing.

The only adversity to Success is Awkwardness, and only because it's the antimatter of win. Your crush waves at you! Wait, that's not you. Wait, that's not your crush. Wait, you're not wearing pants.

What Socially Awkward Penguin lacks in ability he makes up for in uncomfortability. If you want to see him progress to Round Two, share this post on Facebook to ensure victory! Accidentally leave the HTML in for extra awk-emphasis.

You tried to click those burgers again, didn't you? Awkward.

Does fortune smile upon Success Kid? Or does he smile upon fortune? The gods must do his bidding, because everything goes his way.

But does that mean his placement in this bracket is ensured by his own lucky hand? If this post gets more shares than Socially Awkward Penguin, he'll go onto Round Two! I know it's confusing! I'm here for you!