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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

It sounds like this poor bird really egrets ever leaving you. I guess it just goes to show that love is always fight or flight. - Matty Malaprop

Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop