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Pluto's but a simple dog, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM DOWN LIKE THAT? - Matty Malaprop

WTF Is This?

Found in our local mall. IMMD

OM NOM NOM

I HAVE... the weirdest boner right now

HI THERE KIDS I'm jizzy the sperm drop

Six Flags Guy Totally Looks Like Geoffrey Rush

Was there a sale on bald caps that no one told me about?! Why do I always miss out? It's OK, 'cuz Geoffrey missed out on the Oscar, so we'll call it even.