Hallmark movies are awesome . They're hilariously, reliably formulaic. They have stilted acting and even more stilted dialogue. They have names like “The Other Christmas Wife” or “Winter Is For Loving, and Christmas." They're my favorite thing to watch when I'm in a hotel room. Nothing hits like a terrible movie and a room service BLT. My mom and I play a game we invented whenever we watch Hallmark movies together: we pause it 15 minutes in and each take a turn saying what we think is going to…

Everyone is entitled to their weird collecting habit, within reason. Some people collect stamps. Some collect Beanie Babies. Some folks collect Garfield memorabilia. Some collect fingernail clippings. Whatever your strange collection is, you're allowed to indulge, as long as (and this is the kicker) it doesn't interfere with anyone's happiness. If you're cohabitating with someone, you have to make sure your stuff is confined to your space. Nobody wants to live with someone whose apartment is li…

"I only went on this trip to spend time with my family who I rarely see."

This was bound to happen

It's a truth universally acknowledged that if you're not the bride, you don't wear white to a wedding

Time to clean up your own messes

Gross, dude

That's a you problem, buddy

Planning a wedding is not all cake testing.

She had to go and make this about herself

That's a better reason than most

That's more than rent

Her daily ‘little treat’ at Starbucks was literally starting to bankrupt their family

That's already a lot...

That's a big ask

Everyone is allowed to have the wedding of their dreams