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![Loyal employee is denied PTO request for their birthday, rewards it instead to employee who asked for it verbally because it's 'tradition': 'She had multiple weekends off [...] but my request was denied'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
Loyal employee is denied PTO request for their birthday, rewards it instead to employee who asked for it verbally because it's 'tradition': 'She had multiple weekends off [...] but my request was denied'
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Dad decides to return the Christmas gift his kids got him so that he can use the money for his boys' trip, mom refuses to let him go through with it: 'Our kids were so excited'
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Parents give 17-year-old and sister a car for Christmas, get upset when she asks for another gift because she won't be able to use it: 'It won't benefit me in any way'
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4-year-old asks mom if she could take a break from being mad 2 days in a row: 'I feel like I’m ruining my kids. I do not want to be the mad mom.'
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AI user posts 'ChatGPT Wrapped', claims she's spent 99 days of 2025 speaking to artificial intelligence: 'The concept of sending a chatbot over 2000 messages a day'
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