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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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Mom demands grandma cut short 5 day vacation to babysit 4-year-old and 6-year-old, gets offended when she tells her she's disappointed: 'I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate'
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Son works for parents' hospitality business, gets upset when he is fired for starting similar business without telling them: 'We were down to our last $1'
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Man invites friend to sleep on Airbnb floor for free, gets offended when he refuses to pay $70 afterwards: 'I shouldn't owe him a cent'
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Hotel underpays photographer by half, she undercuts their revenue by 70%: 'We decided to talk to the customers'
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Woman asks to be set up with coworker's brother, he gives her a harsh dose of reality: 'She thinks I'm shaming her for her appearance and personality'
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