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Stuck like a magnet. These attractive puns and jokes will have you drawn towards them inexorably. You can't control it, just embrace the power of magnetism. 

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They're Used, So They'll Only Cost You a Nickel!

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By Unknown
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... because nickel is magnetic. See what I did there? Terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

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They Have Discovered the Power...

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By KEWIcreator
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This One's Safe For Work!

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By xyzpdq1
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To be fair, all of my cats are total ladykillers. Unfortunately all of my cats are female, which means I've been bringing home the wrong kind of ladies... - Matty Malaprop

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This Submission Bites

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By Static_Bunny (Via The Pepper Pancake)
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I kept the user title for this one because yes. Yes it does. - Matty Malaprop

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GRAVITATIONAL FORCE

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By jtluther
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GRAVITATIONAL FORCE now known as magnetic force

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BABE MAGNET

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By Bmthash
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BABE MAGNET you're doing it wrong

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Memebase
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I'm Such a Fish Magnet

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By Unknown
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SOME MEN

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By obehave_wan
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SOME MEN just want to watch the world burn

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Phlarps
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You Just Seem So Good at Intrusive Procedures

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By Phlarps
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koenma31
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Memuria... 'cause a ninja would be too mainstream

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zerato
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Chick Magnet

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By zerato
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All the Better to Display Your Child's C-Grade Paper With

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By Striks
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Maybe I'm just a horrible person, but if I ever have kids, I may or may not threaten to pin them to the fridge if they ever bring home a C-graded paper... - Matty Malaprop

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Trollin'

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Via redsuspenders
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thisisapromise
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The Philosophy of Trolling

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By thisisapromise
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A college paper that just rambles and trolls.

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WELL

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By jtoll1
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WELL that solves that

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Same Difference

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By Trollazard
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