magnet

... because nickel is magnetic. See what I did there? Terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

To be fair, all of my cats are total ladykillers. Unfortunately all of my cats are female, which means I've been bringing home the wrong kind of ladies... - Matty Malaprop

I kept the user title for this one because yes. Yes it does. - Matty Malaprop

GRAVITATIONAL FORCE now known as magnetic force

BABE MAGNET you're doing it wrong

SOME MEN just want to watch the world burn

Maybe I'm just a horrible person, but if I ever have kids, I may or may not threaten to pin them to the fridge if they ever bring home a C-graded paper... - Matty Malaprop

A college paper that just rambles and trolls.

WELL that solves that