Greetings, friends. There's no denying it. As I'm sure my fellow users of the world wide web can attest to, hell is upon us. No, we're not talking about Donald Trump being allowed on Twitter. We're talking about the madness of Thanksgiving and Black Friday. Say what you will about Covid-19, but I was perfectly happy to sit at home, with friends, enjoying a big meal, maybe a bigger amount of wine, and some happy conversation. The years of Friendsgiving were marvelous. No overly concerned grannie…

The goods

They're still good

It's truly impressive how many people will complain about content they've completely elected to engage with. They click a link that says " Random Memes " or something similar and then they whine that they're not to their liking. Well, guess what? Not everyone likes the same exact kind of memes, and as someone who spends time selecting these moderately funny tidbits, I can tell you with complete certainty, that there's is absolutely no way anyone can make everyone happy. If people think the meme…

...why tho?

Getting older is weird for a lot of reasons, but feeling nearly illiterate where Internet slang is concerned has gotta be up there, at least for me. While being online pretty much 24/7 is kind of my job, I'm still not hip to (or happy about) what kids these days are saying on social apps or even in regular conversation. It feels like people started saying GOAT years ago to describe something that is some variation of “greatest of all time,” but using “goated” as a verb is definitely a more rece…

"Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked return to discuss how everybody in Star Wars, Game of Thrones, and every other Sci-Fi and Fantasy series are STUPID.

Wandering

You know it's going to be a good day when you're able to drink your coffee while it's still hot.

You'll be laughing at supersonic speeds.

Hey. PSSSSTTTT! Hey, you. You over there. Yeah, you. I gotta let you in on a little secret about them things called memes , and internet content in general. You see, contrary to the belief of some insufferable and pretentious internet “enjoyers”, memes really don't have to be intelligent to be amusing. Memes don't need to shout out some niche subculture, Twitter celebrity, or meme trend. They don't actually need to be that much of an inside joke to qualify them for appreciation. In fact, we're…

Having a blast or frittering away one's time on the world wide web may seem like an easy feat for many internet enthusiasts, but it's really more complicated than one might believe. Boredom has a funny way of diminishing our abilities to seek out intelligent activities, pastimes, or hobbies. And our attention spans are more pathetic than they've ever been before. I swear, it's nearly impossible for me to make it through a forty-minute television episode without feeling antsy, let alone attempt…

Feel the rain on your skin

I really miss wrestling. I know, I know. Technically it's still around, but there was something about the eras of Hulk Hogan , Ric Flair, and Macho Man Randy Savage that we yearn for bitter-sweetly. The colors, the pageantry. The hilarious feuds. It all came together in the perfect show of absolute stupidity. While we can still find videos on Youtube, another way to get the nostalgia going is by scrolling through Instagram and reddit. All the " wrasslin' memes" feature stills of all our favorit…

Sorry

“His boss is never going to believe why he was late to the next few stops.”