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Hello, internet explorers. Is it just me, or is anyone else having a harder time than usual grappling with their internet addiction? I kind of have some theories as to why. You see, at least here in the Northeast, things are getting a wee bit cold. They are also (sadly) getting a whole lot darker. Just a few days ago I was walking home at just past five, and it was basically dark as night. It was more than a bit alarming, especially as someone who has to work in an office all throughout the dre…

There's no rule against using both hands to put on lip balm

Lots of parents like to brag about how smart their children are. These parents are all over Twitter, spouting dubious claims about their children's intelligence, their IQs, and even jotting down full quotes to impress netizens with their offspring. One of the best examples has got to be the one from @hinxminx, which before its deletion, read as follows: “'Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die.” - my son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am ' Prett…

Life often feels like an arduous endeavor, even when it's trying to be easy. We humans are so adaptable that even when the worst situations batter us with cruelty, the pain has a way of becoming normalized. That said, it can really go both ways. Even the smallest annoyances can feel like apocalyptic occurrences if you're fed up enough. In times like these, when your patience has been worn thin, and you feel like there's nowhere to turn, It's good to turn to relatable memes instead of allowing t…

Greetings, compadres. We've got some great news. Everyone can stop whatever they're doing and rejoice because everyone's favorite day of the week is upon us. That's right, it's Tolkien Tuesday . If you know, you know, but if you're new around here, then prepare yourself for an extra dank collection of all the best Lord of the Rings memes the internet has to offer. If you haven't seen the movies? Well, that's a crime that can never be forgiven. Still, there's something for everyone in this batch…

Just the ticket

Turns out, I've never had an original experience in my life

Greetings, nerds. Not sure if I'm alone in this, but I've been feeling a disturbance in the force. It's a strange feeling, almost like a void that was created over the past couple of weeks, a void that gets larger every day. I search and search through the Disney+ menu for some sort of comfort, and it's nowhere to be found. I tried watching the Eternals , utter garbage. I tried rewatching the Mandalorian . I even tried to distract myself with the insanity of Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Mad…

We can do it

Growing up my foodie Dad had a huge section of his bookcase that was dedicated to cookbooks. I'd be able to rifle through books about indigenous Colombian cuisine, classic French cookbooks, and gorgeously photographed tomes of food from the Levant. I did notice, however, that he rarely, if ever, used these books. It turns out my parents needed that section not because my dad loves cookbooks, but because people love giving them to him. I wonder what would happen if they bothered to ask what he w…

Whether you love to laugh at the past or fact-check dubious history memes in your spare time, we've got a bunch of amusing content right here for history buffs and novices alike.

Let's face it: Not every tweet is going to be a good one. In fact, we'd argue that most tweets willed into existence should never have been composed at all. Thanks to Elon Musk's cringey quest for what he refers to as “free speech,” there's more stupidity on Twitter than ever before. Not everyone has the immense shame and insecurity that I do - a shame that results in a drafts folder

Spotify dropped its yearly Wrapped feature on Wednesday, November 30th this year, and though it's only been available for two days, the memes and tweets just keep on coming. The yearly event provides users with a cute little slideshow of their listening data. It's only available on the app, and is predictably flashy in its design so that users will be compelled to share all their darkest music-listening secrets on other apps. This year, my Wrapped wasn't exactly embarrassing, but it wasn't “coo…

“I'm gonna offer a free service to all of these home goods stores—I will go through your Chanukkah section and find your Christmas stuff and take it out. I will help you with this!”

Sometimes you just have to allow your child to wreck the place so you can get a moment—don't worry, every parent has done it.