Longtime Floridians get it.

People talk a lot about having “a case of the Mondays." If these cases are anything like my Mondays, then their weeks must start in a pretty pissed-off manner. In fact, if we're talking about anger and frustration at everything around you, then I have a case of “the Mondays” every damn day of the week. It's truly incredible how short my temper is. Anything can send me into a rage - be it a lack of coffee

Fashion is funny. The other night at karaoke I saw two women dressed like a post-9/11 nightmare. Those child-proof bandanas you can tie. Their G-string thongs peeking from their heinously low-rise jeans. Baby-sized baby pink tees with Abercrombie logos. As a millennial who was denied all of these things by a strict mother , it brought back some serious feelings. Fashion choices, such as these, can inspire a lot of emotions and reactions. Anger. Sadness. And most hilariously, disgust and mockery…

Wasting time should be easy. Lord knows it passes by all too quickly. But somehow, even when we have a million different technologies, apps, and services to help us procrastinate or wile away the hours, we still encounter roadblocks. While sometimes the roadblocks come in the form of a poor internet connection or a dead phone, more often than not we're simply faced with content that we either hate or simply couldn't care less about. Twitter is one of our favorite ways to scroll ourselves to sle…

There there

Uhhhh, here are some memes... *LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY*

Have you ever pressed pause to think about the sheer number of memes that are being exchanged in the great expanse of the entire internet? The number of memes must be absolutely staggering. Just think: thousands, if not millions, ofv visual in-jokes are being passed around the internet at any given moment, making their way to the screens of ennui-afflicted web surfers such as yourselves. The variety of memes that are sashaying around the web is just as wide. But relatable memes and little jokes…

This is not a drill, Marvel fans!

Whatever that is

It sort of feels like the Adam Levine texts came out last month. The drama, on Twitter and off of it, was intense. It was all anyone would talk about in the office. As an Adam Levine and Maroon 5 hater, there was something satisfying about watching him get exposed as an unfaithful creep. But more than that, I was satisfied by the overwhelming wealth of memes the texts inspired. Everywhere I looked it seemed a new one had popped up, most of them having to do with that f-bomb direct message. My f…

It's not just all a bunch of hocus pocus...

Twitter is a wild place. As user @maplecocaine so brilliantly put it (way back in 2019), “Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.” Today's it? Well, that would have to be Ned Fulmer of The Try Guys. The site was going wild over some rumors that the “wife guy” has been cheating on his spouse, meaning he is not, in fact, a wife guy. As much as we love internet drama (hint: it's a lot), we know that not everyone has the same taste for it. So we've rounded up th…

Is that one even technically a meme??

I really hoped it wouldn't come to this. After months of refusing to take a stance, and weeks of watching, I have to say that I have a bone to pick with The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. My expectations were never particularly high, but I was initially enraptured by the show. Amazon did way better than I thought they would. It soon became clear that the beauty of the series trumps the writing. I may have been able to overlook it at first, but the writing is straight-up bad. It's rife w…

But they were too late

The mind is a trickster, often making us feel like something is not quite as it seems through easily deceived eyes. Optical illusions are all around us. We just don't really notice them unless they're frozen in time by a photograph. Because a picture is flat, it's easy for our brains to perceive them differently than they really are. That's why you should never trust images. But once you come to terms with the fact that every image is a lie, then you can start to really enjoy them. We've got a…