It's called fashion, sweaty. Look it up.

It feels like an eternity since it was announced that Chris Pratt would be lending his voice to the role of Nintendo's Mario, but it's actually been just over a year. Since then, the internet backlash seemed to fade to a murmur, but it's back, baby, and we're here for it.

If Twitter is a dangerous minefield, you can consider me the website's bravest soldier. It would seem that at every corner on the damn site there's something cringey , disturbing, or just plain idiotic to be seen. Sometimes it's an unhinged rant from some hypocritical political figure. Other times it's a terrible take from somebody who has taken wokeness or conservatism way, way too far. Other times, still, it's simply a minefield that consists of tweets from K-pop stans and BTS fans who insist…

Nonsense

I do not feel good. Why? Because it's been raining cats and dogs in New York. Even worse, it's become much too cold for my liking. As I write this I'm wearing 4 layers and am contorted into a position that nobody should be in while attempting to write. If I didn't have back problems before, I certainly have them now. But what are my options? Shivering at the crappy chair my old bosses purchased for the office? Falling asleep in the bathroom? Drinking all the beers that our office manager bought…

LOL

Op-eds can really go either way. We've been known to love a thoughtful political editorial, or a piece that decries how reliant we are on the internet. Parenting editorials, however, tend to make us cringe. Every parent considers themselves an expert, but even the experts have been known to get it dreadfully wrong. This is especially true in the case of a peculiar piece from “family psychologist” John Rosemond. The piece in question was published recently in the Omaha World-Herald, and is recei…

Tuesday's greetings, y'all. We're back with another big batch of delightfully dumb Lord of the Rings memes. And man, are the Rings of Power memes growing on us. The show was just injected with quite a bit of excitement - so you can expect a few spoilers in this batch. Most of the memes about the Amazon series have to do with our boy, Adar. The goth-looking dark elf has managed to attract quite the following amongst fans of the show, and it's not hard to see why. He's definitely got a villainous…

If you've pre-loaded the game, then you deserve these memes.

Ahh

Tacos are life.

It's unrealistic to think everyone in the world has a diverse set of interests. For much of my life I've felt like a boring person. It's not because I'm bored all the time, and not because I have zero talents. But because all I really care about (besides my loved ones) is food. Cooking it. Eating it. Looking at it. When I get together with friends, it usually involves some sort of delicious treat or food-related activity such as making pizza in a backyard or engaging in a themed cooking competi…

If you're studying hard for that chemistry exam and you've just about had enough, these dumb memes might offer a bit of relief while still keeping you in a sort of educational zone. It's true that science isn't always fun - especially when you're dedicating hours of your life to the field. But memes have a way of making even our least favorite classes or subjects a little more enjoyable. These memes that reference the science s may not make you smarter, but at least you'll get to laugh for once…

For the longest time I thought I was just a lazy and depressed sack of sh*t. However, after many appointments with mental health professionals, it turns out these things are just symptoms of a more significant problem: the ol' ADHD. Attention deficit disorder seems to be diagnosed more frequently of late. Though I'm sure some of the cases exist so people can procure uppers, I'm thrilled that my doctor was able to help me get a diagnosis and the medication that makes me feel like a normal person…

Everyone, and we mean everyone, deserves the luxury of simply screwing around every once in a while, In fact, we think the world has the collective right to give responsibility the finger when possible. To procrastinate and diddle daddle to one's heart's content. You know, to turn on the TV on while that boring conference call is dragging on forever and you're conveniently on mute. To ignore the too-late text from your hard-assed boss who lacks a modicum of empathy, or lie about why you can't s…

Just do a lipa.