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Turn a light on, it's dark in here. Keep your day going with the flow with these airy light jokes and puns that will have you uplifted and feeling good.

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beer bulb figure of speech light lightbulb literalism - 4690684160
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I'll settle for this, I guess. State-dependent memory dictates that I can only function while drunk, so at least taking a few sips of this will help the lightbulb come back on... - Matty Malaprop

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dogs double meaning light literalism sleeping - 4612301312
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And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop