laugh
what if I need the family heirloom my grandmother gifted me at birth for something??
still afraid of turbulence
Don't forget to pack your Tevas
counting down the minutes
it's okay dude the hike is only 27 miles
Wait I forgot my Garmin watch
d'oh!
Forever wishing I was at Paddy's Pub
Wake up and smell the memes
& you can never find a blanket
*Turns off Microsoft Teams*
and they'll still take a 45 minute shower in the morning
Yes, I'll have the salad with no lettuce please
The new corporate attire is pajama pants and an oversized hoodie
Procrastination's older, more sophisticated cousin is Writer's Block
That's just show biz baby
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