kfc

I love the whole trilogy, but Return of the Popcorn Chicken was definitely my favorite of the three. - Matty Malaprop

DON'T GO AWAY I'm going to KFC right now

I heard you like the Colonel, so I put the colonel on your kernel.

HE DOES EXIST

KFC Knockoff Sign Totally Looks Like Lewis Black

Leon Trotsky Totally Looks Like Colonel Sanders

SEEMS LEGIT

ACTUALLY it's more of a KFC peninsula