Via pickledcomics
job
Via @uSTADIUM
At least he'll have something to fall back on.
It's not just one location, either, so he's got plenty of options. 
via @projectaudition
Via bananasgonewild
Davonte Wilson of Plano, Texas spends all day decorating bananas for 10 dollars a pop. He takes orders from his website Bananas Gone Wild. He got the idea while working in a hospital as an electrocardiogram technician. At the time, drawing faces on bananas was just an eccentric hobby but now he says he's on track to make $100,000. If that doesn't make you question your life choices, take a look at his handiwork:
