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Hilarious Twitter Thread Details A Totally Insane Christian Action Movie

Strap in folks, cause you're in for a wild ride. PhD candidate Laura Robinson took to Twitter to detail a totally ridiculous movie she watched with her husband. The movie, entitled Assassin 33 AD, has pretty much everything including time travel, machine guns, and a frat house in heaven. 

And the best part of this movie is that it isn't ironic at all. You can watch the trailer here if  you dare - it's really...something. But if you'd rather have a text rundown of the whole movie then scroll down. Godspeed.

Funny Twitter thread about a Christian movie called "Assassin 33 AD" | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster.
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Clever Twitter Thread Is A Mashup Of D&D And The Bible

Earlier this week we shared some excellent Dungeons & Dragons memes, and today we've got some more D&D goodness for you dice fiends. This hilarious Twitter thread comes courtesy of Dungeon Masters Guild content creator Oliver Clegg. It's a brilliant amalgamation of our favorite game and classic biblical tales. It's the mash up we didn't know we needed, and it's all right here.

Twitter thread is a brilliant mashup of tales from the bible (jesus, moses, cain, abel, magi) and dungeons and dragons | Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger DM: so moses pharaoh is still refusing let people go since botched persuasion check MOSES cast insect plague DM: are sure haven't fully explored all opt- MOSES leans very close Cast. Insect Plague dnd | Oliver Clegg G @deathbybadger Replying deathbybadger JESUS: is there fig tree AV DM don't know, sure, why not there's fig tree JESUS take some
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Fourteen Easter Memes Perfect For Praisin' The Lord

Unfortunately, Easter this year will be incredibly anti-climactic due to all of us being stuck at home in quarantine. We just hope these amusing memes will make your time marginally more bearable. 

Now please enjoy even more Christian memes!

Funny memes about Easter, Christianity, and Jesus | Jesus: resurrects dead Romans weren't supposed do Trump | Patrick in a sweater Jesus on third day must've been like: Dad. come pick up scared
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Twenty-Eight Classical Art Memes For The Uninspired Artist

Want to laugh but also feel the tiniest bit intelligent while you're at it? These memes will do the trick. It's no history-meme gallery, but classical art memes will definitely make you feel the tiniest bit cultured. Probably. 

And while you're at it, have some more! You won't be sorry.

Funny memes featuring classical art | Where did all go so wrong? ugly modern building vs classical landscape greek architecture | drawing artwork painting of jesus walking on water and reaching for a drowning man's hand while a group of men sails in a boat nearby drowning! Hi Drowning Jesus
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Dank Christian Memes For Sassy Worshippers

We all know about Rule 34 - if it exists, there's inevitably a porno of it. What about the meme equivalent? We've seen everything from forklift memes to memes specifically for people in the asbestos removal industry. And then there are the edgy Christian memes you find on the r/dankchristianmemes subreddit. It's weird to see irreverent and near-offensive humor used in a Christian context, but honestly - the memes slap. We've put together a nice mix of godly memes, old and new, but there are more right here if you find yourself in need some more of that holy spirit.

dank christian memes, funny christian memes, jesus memes, memes about god, stupid memes, dank memes | METRO 4 MIN READ 'Trans-species' woman has spent more than £42,000 turning herself into dragon Noah? Get boat. bong joon ho making his oscars kiss god adam eve
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Twenty-Three 'He Is The Messiah' Memes Inspired By 'Life Of Brian'

So perhaps the Baby Boomer generation did create something great; Monty Python, which has unarguably gone down in history as one of the greatest comedy troupes of all time. Accordingly, we've gathered up some of the best "He is the Messiah" memes inspired by the film Life of Brian.

Unfortunately though, we have some sad news in that the film's director Terry Jones has passed away. RIP.

Check out Know Your Meme for even more examples!

Funny dank memes entitled, 'He is the Messiah' inspired by a scene in 'Life of Brian' from Monty Python | baby yoda Will please listen? l'm not messiah all reddit HE IS MESSIAH! only one who raises their hand answer hard question HE IS MESSIAH!
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Twitter Roasts 'Silver Kanye' Following Art Basel Performance

Kanye West is no stranger to being mocked and ridiculed by the general public, and his latest creative effort has really opened him up to a whole lot more amused scrutiny. West debuted his new opera Mary at Art Baselin Miami Beach yesterday. The opera is about the life of Jesus Christ, and features the standard cast of biblical characters - except they're all donning silver outfits and body paint. Images from the performance (and from after the performance) are being meme'd like crazy on Twitter, and while the jokes are on point, this is nothing compared to how people usually tear West apart. Has Twitter gone soft?

funny memes and tweets about silver kanye, art basel, miami
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Dank Christian Memes Perfect For Praisin' The Lord

Whether you're walkin' with the Lord or a straight-up devil-worshiping sinner, we think you'll find some enjoyment out of these comical Christian memes. If Jesus was around today, we think he'd be a meme guy, so he'd probably be cool with you skipping Bible study on Wednesday to look at memes instead. (Probably.)

Funny dank Christian memes
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31 Christian Memes For Anyone Walkin' With The Lord

Praise the lord, hallelujah! Or whatever it is you say in church. Look, we're not religious here so we hope that these memes will make sense to all of our Christian audience. And if you're not a Christian, we hope you'll get a kick out of them regardless! Amen to that, right?

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