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We've asked this before and we're gonna ask it again: what the actual f*ck is in Florida's water supply? Like, is it some sort of radioactive sh*t? Florida Man might as well be the name of a superhero at this point - a superhero that does absolutely nothing useful but entertain us.

Well, it appears that we're living in the future now, as the first space crime ever may have just been committed. 

Astronaut Anne McClain has found herself in hot water after being accused of identity theft from her estranged wife Summer Worden. 

Sounds like a fairly regular crime until you learn that McClain had accessed Worden's bank account from outer space, making for an unprecedented case with unclear jurisdiction. 

While the legal authorities try to sort that sh*t out, please enjoy the following Twitter reactions!

Seriously, WHAT is in the water in Florida that makes Florida Man do what he keeps on doing?

Twitter has been going insane over Prince Pierre's very transparent saga of growing up the child of drug dealers. From jail, monkey ownership, and very real perseverance - the family seems to have been through a lot. It's one of the more entertaining Twitter threads we've seen.

Take a look at more Funny Tweets here. 

You're definitely gonna want to go out and commit a crime just so you can hire James McMinn as your lawyer.

The antics of "Florida Man" have become such a thing that we're constantly surprised to find out a crazy news story happened somewhere else. Here are some of "his" antics - they're sure to make you feel like a functioning member of society.

Mental hospitals often get the reputation of being terrifying, jail-like places, but these people are revealing that it's not always what you might expect...

Sometimes only dank memes will do.