Ah sh*t, here we go again. While Lord of the Rings is a wee bit different than GTA San Andreas, the sentiment stands, because we're back with another massive drop of dank and dumb Lord of the Rings memes . We regret to inform everyone that this week's batch does include some memes from the whole Will Smith slapping Chris Rock debacle, but fear not. Most of the memes fall into our usual category of referential humor and nonsensical shitposts. There are the usual relatable memes featuring scenes…

Kids these days.

It's a Wonderful Life

Being a Harry Potter fan isn't the easiest these days. It's true that I have fond memories of blasting through ever long book, waiting in line for releasees at Barnes & Noble, and even joining a sorting community on LiveJournal. Even as a proud Ravenclaw, I take great issue with JK Rowling's incredibly vocal stance on trans women. Instead of abstaining from the series altogether, we prefer to enjoy Harry Potter-related content that comes from other sources - namely, meme makers and Twitter user…

Ah, Twitter. As a wise user (@maplecocaine) once said, “Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.”

The media has been saying that it's a job seekers market, and that half of America's bosses are giving bigger raises this year. So why does it feel like a) we're still in the same shitty situation, and b) why aren't those raises hitting? With inflation up to 7.5% - and that's probably a low estimate - and rents up 40%, it seems employers are not growing where their hearts are concerned. But their pockets certainly seem to be. This leaves many of us sitting at work, watching our money disappear.…

We all like a little mystery in our lives. But sometimes, in advertising, there are certain things we kind of need to know. Product name. Product purpose. And of course, when advertising a movie, the title is a pretty clutch detail - most of the time. Whoever spearheaded the subway advertisements for The Northman disagreed with this notion, or straight up forgot to include the film's name. It could be argued that the stars of the Viking epic ( Nicole Kidman , Alexander Skarsgard , Ethan Hawke )…

Phineas and Ferb: Criminal Masterminds

Greetings, friends. Congratulations. You've made it through to the end of the weekend and have nothing to show for it. And Monday? Yeah, that's the evil shadow lurking over your shoulder, ready to suck the soul right out of your body. Before you give yourself up to the worst day of the week, and the pains of responsibility, why not inject some joy into your day with this pleasing collection of entertaining (and weird) memes ? This batch of humor features everything from absurd possum memes to r…

They woke up and chose violence.

As a kid, I was pretty obsessed with turtles. I begged my parents to let me have one as a pet, dragging them to where the hard-shelled creatures sat in the pet store. It was no use - my mother refused. “They smell terrible ,” she said, “and I know you're not going to be cleaning that tank.” I wailed. “Plus, they live forever. We don't want to get stuck with it when you go to college or if you change your mind.” The words stung, but later, I'd know that she was right. Instead of housing a turtle…

April first. A day when everyone thinks they have an opportunity to be extremely funny, and inevitably fail. Corporations are the worst at this. I've received a ton of emails - one from a grocery delivery service who announced their development of ‘shell-less eggs’ - written by marketing drones who think they'll be added to some April Fools round-up.

It doesn't matter how hard you try to fight it, the perils of compulsive procrastination are just one of the many unfortunate realities of being a 21st century human with painful first world problems. While most of us can cop to feeling miserable pretty much every single day, it's frowned upon to complain about your problems when comparatively speaking, you're pretty damn privileged. Unfortunately, we can't help you permanently crush the urge to completely ignore the responsibilities and tasks…

Ewan McGregor is an international treasure. And today happens to be his 51st birthday. Before he dazzled our screens as the somewhat salty version of Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Scottish actor appealed to my more…alternative preferences in his earlier films. I'm talking about the David Bowie-inspired Velvet Goldmine , in which McGregor plays a character based on Iggy Pop. His acting is great, but my friends and I were more interested in the full-frontal nudity he displayed during a raucous rock and rol…

Well, well, well. We meet again. How are we all feeling after the intense explosion of those Will Smith slapping Chris Rock memes ? It seems every corner of the internet was afflicted by the controversial event - even the corners in which we normally find Lord of the Rings memes for Tolkien Tuesday. Even though we covered those yesterday, our LOTR-related Reddit and Facebook groups are still relying heavily on jokes about the interaction. But because we love you, we've left all mention of that…

They just ended the race war.