Ah, the dark and dreary days of early Spring . Here on the East Coast, the cold winter (and the accompanied deep, deep depression ) has rendered us into mopey messes with little to no energy or ambition. Big old blobs of lazy flesh that can't make good on their promises to finally cook dinners and lunches for themselves instead of ordering expensive takeout. Sad sacks that can barely find the strength to lift the remote control to change the channel or program you're binge watching. Recently, w…

The Met Gala has long been Twitter's favorite opportunity to express disgust over the frivolities of the wealthy , and last night's ‘Gilded Age’ event was no exception. Celebrities flocked to show off their shockingly expensive fits (and lack thereof) at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's fundraiser, and the keyboard smashing couch-sitters were more than happy to offer up their memes, reactions, sartorial takedowns and general commentary. One of the overarching themes of the criticism focuses on…

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It is not easy out there for a lot of memes. Are you familiar with that old Eskimo practice of sending their geriatrics away on an iceberg for their final adventure? Well, some memes go through the same experience. Seasoned memes that pop up time and time again are ignored by the internet users who once laughed at them. Four Loko photoshop memes are a pretty good example. Wholesome memes often fall into that category, too. We're not people who can just let the poor things go. We want them to be…

Greetings, gam ing enthusiasts . I don't know about you, but Elden Ring has had me fighting for my damn life every night after I get off work, and I won't rest until I beat the game so that I can finally start playing the game. And I'm definitely not alone in this struggle. Every day in the office it seems people are talking about the game, and we can't log into Twitter without stumbling upon another frustrated gamer or funny Elden Ring meme. While this phenomenon has slowed down a little in th…

It's pretty easy to feel discouraged when things get tough. Over the past couple years it feels like we've been looking for the light at the end of the tunnel. Every time we start to glimpse something optimistic in the distance, it's quickly snuffed out by yet another terrible world event. At a certain point, you have to stop hoping that something good will happen and create positivity in the present. That can be done by making a list of things you're grateful for, indulging in a little self ca…

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” While Emma Lazarus may not have been speaking of weary parents in her 1883 sonnet, she could have been. The plights that child-rearers face are real: exhaustion, frustration, depression , and sometimes even anger. While these experiences could potentially bring out the worst in people, the…

The internet can get a person into a whole lot of trouble if they're not careful. One minute you're innocently checking your work email and the next you're two years into your ex's Instagram, very carefully trying not to accidentally "like" any thirst traps even though you're creeping them from a burner account like an expert stalker. "Who am I?" you ask yourself as the shame permeates your entire being. It wasn't always this way. Before the internet, people sat around and tortured themselves w…

Happy Tuesday, nerds. We're back with another voluptuous batch of mostly-fresh Lord of the Rings memes . For those of you who are unfamiliar, every Tuesday we present a carefully curated collection of the very best LOTR-related memes to have graced our eyes over the span of the previous week. Some of them are clever. Some of them reference some deep material. But most of them are brilliantly stupid (and sometimes spicy) shitposts, which happens to be our preference. As you can see in this week'…

Well, well, well. Look how the tables have tabled. We took a tiny break from our weekly roundup of memes about The Office, but today we're back and better than ever. While it's true that memes about Scranton's Dunder Mifflin employees seem to be everywhere all of the time, we're really not mad about that. And we do play favorites. Quantity does not equal quality in our eyes, so we've scoured our favorite sources (Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, Twitter) for the goods, and we're presenting you with…

We've established that kids are dumb. It may sound mean, but it's true. It's not their fault, though. Their brains are underdeveloped. Wish we had that excuse. All things considered, it's entertaining as hell when kids are dumb. But that acceptable (and sometimes encouraged) dumbness has some competition in that department. Because kids are also weird. They do stuff that might actually be smart but weirds us the hell out. There's also the venn diagram overlap of dumb and weird, like the kid bel…

My concept of time and how it passes has been pretty shaky these days. Spending these long days at work can make it feel like our free time seems to is slipping through our fingers at an impressive speed. The truth, though, is that we barely owned any of our time to begin with. When you factor in your job, mind-numbing responsibilities like chores, and our families, there's an alarming lack of seconds that we can dedicate to self-care. That is a pretty serious problem. Life is too short for liv…

Getting in on in a bed may seem vanilla to some people. Sure, it's a pretty safe and standard place to have a romp. But safe isn't always bad. Sometimes, in the right (or wrong) circumstances, even sex on a bed can go awry. For example, the first time I ever…did it…was on a bed. But it was 100% covered with my friend's little brother's stuffed animal collection and it happened to be in a pretty open basement during a beer-soaked high school party. Many of the partygoers walked in on us and we w…

Being a parent is no easy feat. When I was a kid I fantasized about raising a few kids, injecting their brains with creativity at every turn. Painting. Drawing. Dancing in the living room. Reading them stories that inspire a thirst for knowledge and imagination. Playing silly games and chasing them around. And, of course, some healthy laugh-inducing tickling. Those are the fun parts of being a paren t. They don't make up the bulk of the experience. There's dealing with temper tantrums, lack of…

A veery "Happy Tuesday" to our pals, all fans of both Lord of the Rings and the funny little doses of comedy we call memes . While both humor and the fantasy movies (and novels) are totally great on their own, when combined they're ::chef's kiss:: utter perfection. Because Lord of the Rings memes are some of the most prolific (and consistent) on the internet, we try to be just as dependable with our editions of the fine specimens. We are providing consistently dumb, consistently funny, and cons…

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