Greetings, internet travelers. A wise person once said that variety is the spice of life, and if that is true, our lives need some serious spicin'. Every day has started to feel the same, thanks to the dullness of routine and responsibility. If your brain feels similarly slow and spent from entering figures into another excel spreadsheet or catering to another annoying Karen , it's safe to say that you deserve a little relief from all this earthly pain. If wealthy people are allowed to go on ja…

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It is not a crime to crave attention. But it is true that some people need it more than others. For some reason, when it's human adults who are behaving in a needy fashion, it's a lot more annoying than animals or, say, babies. My spoiled ass cat has moments where she'll literally be forcing her wee head into my busy hands for hours at a time. She's obsessive to be sure, but despite my frustration, I tolerate it. If it were a grown-up person? There's no way in the world that I'd submit to their…

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Greetings fellow sci-fi fans! We're back with another one of our weekly batches of entertaining science fiction content. As someone who enjoys both Star Trek and Star Wars, I've curated a collection of sci-fi memes and humor that I think a lot of you might find amusing. You see, sci-fi is more than just a genre, it's a world of adventure, exploration, and imagination that allows us to escape reality, even if it's just for a little while. And what better way to celebrate it than with a collectio…

Twitter has almost always been a controversial zone. Over the past few years, it feels like it's gotten…worse. Worse in the sense that there are more people on the site spewing hot takes and stupid sentiments. It's also worse because Donald Trump isn't around to spice things up. Yeah, we said it. Lately, however, the site has been embroiled with a little extra drama. This has a lot to do with Elon Musk's acquisition of the ‘Bird app.’

I don't know about you, but I am equally fortunate and unfortunate to be old enough to remember a place and time before the good ol' internet. A simpler time, a time when you had to find humor in joke books, terrible TV sitcoms, inside jokes with old pals, the funnies, and good old-fashioned farts . When I was a child, my insane friends and I would invent strange and completely nonsensical words and repeat them over and over again until the gibberish finally became comical. There's no denying i…

It feels kind of wrong to be bored on a beautiful day. But sometimes, the odds are stacked against you. Lately, at least here in beautiful New York City, allergy season is in full swing. This means that people are sneezing, tearing up, coughing, and feeling completely miserable wherever they go. I've personally been responsible for a cacophony of sniffles, sneezes, and nose-blowing in my open office plan, and lemme tell ya: I do not feel good about it. The fear of sneezing on a stranger, leakin…

Congratulations Internet users and abusers. You've made it through the weekend and are enjoying a Monday. While the best servers and bartenders have today off, us desk jockeys are left to gather up our last shreds of dignity and march our way into work, whether physically or mentally ( people who work from home ). To lessen my weekly pain, I, personally start Monday's work on Sunday. It's like microdosing misery, the kind of misery that leads to your own burnout and your boss' benefit. Easing m…

What up, what up? It's that time of the week again. Tuesday . While this day may be the most difficult of the week (no longer refreshed from the weekend, lots of weekdays left until freedom), its name does happen to have some interesting origins. Tuesday actually stems from Tīwesdæg, an Old English word that means “the day of Tiw.” Tiw was a Germanic god of war, similar to Mars, or Ares, if we're talking Roman or Greek mythology . Somehow it makes sense that we'd be offering up our weekly colle…

Aw yeah, you know what time it is. We're back in the Meme Zone, where humor and social commentary collide in unexpected and often hilarious ways. Memes have become a ubiquitous part of internet culture, taking on a life of their own as they spread like wildfire across social media platforms. From the iconic "Distracted Boyfriend" to the deranged, nonsensical, absurd shitposts of recent years, memes have the power to capture our attention, evoke emotion, and even shape our collective consciousne…

Monday. Another Monday as a miner of memes. As a dedicated excavator and curator, in the world of meme culture, I can assure you that my journey in the meme mines has been both grueling and rewarding. Day after day, I descend deep into the depths of the internet, sifting through countless pages and feeds in search of the most humorous, relatable, and downright absurd memes that exist. Despite the many challenges that come with this job, I am proud to say that I have never given up. I know just…

We may have lost Yahoo Answers, but there are still places to find unintentionally hilarious stuff on the Internet. Quora is the obvious next best thing, but I think wikiHow gives 'em a run for their money. Quora seems to be filled mostly with a healthy combination of illiterates, nerds, and narcissists asking stupid questions and giving bad advice. wikiHow, on the other hand, is a place where “experts” give advice unprompted. And this advice is often, in turn, paired with some seriously weird…

Happy November, y'all. October was kind of a month. I'm sure a lot of stuff happened, but it's already a blur. Kanye West was Kanye West-ing, Elon Musk brought a damn sink into Twitter HQ , and Halloween happened for what felt like a week straight. Those events are enough on their own, but we're definitely missing a lot. One thing we're not forgetting is the wealth of hilarious, weird, and relatable tweets shot into the world by people who probably spend way too much time on the internet. In fa…

It's well-documented that alcohol is not exactly good for you. Sure, there have been numerous studies that red wine is good for the heart, or that it's good for the brain, or “keeps you young.” But I don't take those studies seriously. As an enjoyer of alcohol, and a temporary abstainer, I know the damage that booze can have on one's mental health, physical health, and relationships. In my case, it's been difficult to go without a stiff reward for a long day, or a couple glasses of wine while s…

Oh, wow. It's Monday again. Feels like just yesterday it was Friday and we were celebrating our hard-won freedom from the constraints of the damn workweek. But that freedom is so, so fleeting. And more often than not, it feels like we're still recovering from our fun (or laziness) come Monday. At least, that is, if you work a job that provides the luxury of a regular schedule. I know not everyone can enjoy that, especially those of you who work retail or are working in restaurants. Whether you…