hay

Hay now man, just calm down. We both know no good ever comes from being on the lamb from the law. - Matty Malaprop

(yes yes I know it's lam but BAD JOKES ABOUT BARNS AND STUFF LEAVE ME ALONE)

He spent a good decade working in the banking industry, but a motion within his company to start charging farmers fees for their annual harvests was the last straw.

PURPLE HAYS ALL IN MY GRAIN / LATELY THERE HAS BEEN NO RAIN / THINGS AIN'T GROWIN' AND I DON'T KNOW WHY / 'SCUSE ME WHILE I GRAB MY SCYTHE - Matty Malaprop