Hay is for horses, don't forget that.
Hay now man, just calm down. We both know no good ever comes from being on the lamb from the law. - Matty Malaprop
(yes yes I know it's lam but BAD JOKES ABOUT BARNS AND STUFF LEAVE ME ALONE)
Believe it or not, Buddhist Bale IS in this picture! He is simply symbolized by nothing. - Matty Malaprop
HAY GUISE WHATCHA DOIN' LOOKS LIKE FUN CAN I COME ALONG HAY WAIT PLEASE DON'T BRUSH ME OFF. - Matty Malaprop
♪ They're hoein' in a straight line / they're learning how to tight-bind / the kids are farming overtime / Barnhand Bop! ♪ - Matty Malaprop
PURPLE HAYS ALL IN MY GRAIN / LATELY THERE HAS BEEN NO RAIN / THINGS AIN'T GROWIN' AND I DON'T KNOW WHY / 'SCUSE ME WHILE I GRAB MY SCYTHE - Matty Malaprop
He spent a good decade working in the banking industry, but a motion within his company to start charging farmers fees for their annual harvests was the last straw.