Sometimes I lie in bed at night and can't stop thinking about how we'll never know the true author of My Immortal . For those of you who have been living under a rock for the past 18 years or are older than 40, My Immortal is the most famous fanfiction of all time, and it just so happens to be Harry Potter fanfiction. Go figure! It's no normal Harry Potter fanfic, though. All of the characters are depressed emos, with the main character being a self-insert named “Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven…

Finally, the function of a rubber duck is revealed

Classic Dumbledore

People will think you're.........up to something

July 31st is a crucial day in the Harry Potter fandom. Today is Harry's birthday, and if you go by the canon of the books, that means he's turning 43 today! Harry's birthday has a lot of significance in the series because his 11th birthday is the first day he's properly introduced to the wizarding world via Hagrid's bombastic entrance. Harry's birthday is usually not the happiest day because he's stuck with the Dursleys. Even his 17th birthday is marked by the death of Hagrid and Mad-Eye Moony.…

My baby's first Halloween costume will be a Mandrake

It should be coming anytime now

Now that's a name!

Hermione's hair in the books >>>

No franchise is better suited for adapting into a theme park than Harry Potter . Star Wars Land at Disney has been a bit of a flop, and it's not hard to see why: Star Wars is not about buying things. When you're on a planet fighting wookies or whatever, you're not thinking about buying a t-shirt to commemorate the experience. That's where Harry Potter differs. Huge plot points of the books and the movies involve Harry going to shops to buy tools and food that are specific to the wizarding world…

My kid's transferring to Pigfarts

It's Meme Time . I don't care what time of the day it is: if you are reading this at press time, it is that special time of the day when you're going to look at some memes whether you want to or not. Meme Time is a lot like the recent social media phenomenon BeReal . On BeReal, you get prompted by your phone every day to take a picture of what you're doing; insta worthy or not. The notification will go off during random and different times of the day, so you never know when it's time to BeReal.…

David Yates, what's your damage?

Y'ARG MATEYS! This be a pirate meme compilation. My name is Captain Craig (I know, it's a lousy pirate name…I'm working on it), and I have a tale of woe that's worse than swabbing the deck for fourteen fortnights or even walking the plank. Our fierce pirate crew decked our ship on a deserted island, knowing there was bound to be some hidden treasure afoot. Ye ship's trusty boatswain came upon a big red X, and we knew it would be easy sailing from here. Imagine my surprise when Scallyway Steve d…

The "Forbidden" Forest

We stan Oliver Wood