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In the real world, most trade policies and financial systems are built by economists or businessmen or dudes on r/wallstreetbets who have some sort of training or expertise in that area. In movies like Star Wars, Harry Potter, and John Wick, it's all designed by people who mostly have training in explosions and expertise in booby scenes. And… it shows. Today, "Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked return to make sense of the movie monies. 

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'March 2020 vs March 2021' Memes Sum Up A Painful Year Of Pandemic

A lot can happen in a year. You can learn you're pregnant and have a baby within that time span. You can get a divorce or travel the entire globe. Or, if you're like most people trudging along with their lives lately, you can spend a whole year grappling with the effects of a pandemic. Whether you've been working remotely, attempting to homeschool your kids, unemployed, or fighting the virus firsthand in hospitals, this year has taken a toll on everyone. There's the quarantine 15 (or 20), bad haircuts, newfound agoraphobia, and, of course, living much of your social and work life through choppy and unnecessary Zoom calls.

While we were trying not to think about the passing of time and this increasingly depressing period of stasis, people on Twitter are facing the sad truth head on via memes. The glumly relatable memes compare March 1st 2020 and March 1st 2021 with painful accuracy. They're the exact opposite of a glow-up. But at least they're a great reminder that we're far from alone in this monotonous struggle. Fingers crossed things don't get worse by next March. We can't handle seeing a bleak three panel progression.


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Badly Explained Movie Plots That Are Technically True

These funny movie synopses feel totally wrong, but are sort of on point. They read like someone who just started watching movies for the first time badly trying to explain a plot. It's fun to try and think of other movies you can sum up in just a few sentences with crude reductionism. Beauty and the Beast? A young woman makes friends with some furniture and falls in love with her kidnapper. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Creepy rich guy lures families into a building and kills kids in front of their parents. Inception? A group of colleagues take some epic naps together.

Take a look at some of these hilariously bad (but not wrong) plot summaries, and if you want more funny movie-related content, try this!

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27 Tweets Filled With Quick Comedy

If you've got a short attention span and are craving some laughs, Twitter is basically a godsend. The only problem is the fact that there is so much awful and unfunny stuff waiting for you on that godforsaken website. To save you the pains of being subjected to its cringey takes and political diatribes, we've put together this gallery of quality tweets. It's all the good without any of the bad. Happy scrolling.

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41 Fantastic Memes To Keep Those Monday Blues At Bay

Good morning! Rise and grind! Let's get these memes! Imagine waking up and immediately scrolling through a huge batch of hilarious gifts from the internet. Name a better way to start your day. Coffee? Please. Don't talk to me until I've had my memes.

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Redditors Are Cranking Out Johnny Depp Memes In Defense Of His Reputation

If you've been on Reddit over the past couple days, you may have noticed that most popular meme subreddits have been flooded with memes about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. The couple, who divorced in 2017, has been waging a volatile war involving domestic abuse allegations (and libel charges) for almost as long. Heard was the first to allege that Depp had been physical with her - an accusation that was swiftly dismissed by law enforcement. 

In 2018, Heard revisited the claims in a Washington Post op-ed. While she did not mention Johnny Depp by name, she definitely unerestimated the human power of deduction. In retaliation, Johnny Depp launched a 50 million dollar defamation lawsuit against the actress, which led to a nasty trial that brought Heard's abuse of Depp to light. While this trial is still ongoing, it definitely showed the dark and clearly toxic underbelly of their relationship - and revealed that Depp is definitely more innocent than he may seem. 

In more recent news, Johnny Depp lost a libel case against the Sun over their reporting of the domestic violence allegations. On Friday, the actor posted a letter to his followers on Instagram, sharing that Warner Brothers had asked him to resign from his role as the wizard Grindelwald of the Fantastic Beasts Harry Potter spinoff. This news upset fans all over the world, and inspired them to start a petition to remove Amber Heard from Aquaman 2. Between the petition (which boasts almost 800k signatures) and the insane amount of memes on Reddit, seems like Johnny Depp has a lot of people on his side. Before we get to the memes, we want to remind you that it's important to believe women. But it's also important to remember that men can be victims of abuse, as well. Let's just be good to one another.

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Sassy Harry Potter Moments That Didn't Make It Into The Movies

Alright alright, let's just get this out of the way: JK Rowling isn't anyone's favorite person right now. That being said, we aren't going to stop loving the Harry Potter series anytime soon. Accordingly, the following are some hilarious and clever moments from the books that didn't quite make it into the movies, and honestly we're not really sure why.

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Mediocre Memes For People Who Are Easy To Please

We know there are a lot of meme snobs out there, but we think life would be better if we all adjusted our standards a bit. Imagine looking through an entire gallery of memes and not once scoffing about an image's freshness or cleverness factors. Imagine if you were just...happy to ingest some internet humor? Spoiler alert: you'd be way happier. Try that approach with these memes and let us know how it goes. 

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Thirty-Seven Slightly Spicy Memes & Tweets

We're back with another gallery of procrastination material. This batch is a healthy mix of spicy and stupid shitposts, with an heavy emphasis on short and sweet irreverent tweets. These memes might not add meaning to your life, but we hope they make you smile and forget about the insane state of the world for a little while.

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Nineteen Tweets That Add Some Spice To Harry Potter

JK Rowling might be on a lot of shit lists right now, but we're always looking for new ways to enjoy the Potterverse. These tweets from @TVsCarlKinsella more than fit the bill. They add much-needed sass and irreverence to a series that can often be somewhat corny and predictable. And we could all use some spicy humor during times like this. 

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Tumblr Mashup Of Harry Potter & Willy Wonka Is Surprisingly Brilliant

Tumblr is a place of unexpected joy and amusement, so it's wholly unsurprising that some serious magical genius would be borne of its pages of insanity. User rasec-wizzlbang suggested a world in which Harry Potter and Willy Wonka coexist - and the latter is absolutely loathed by the Ministry of Magic. If you're a fan of either, you'll be more than capable of suspending your disbelief. And it will be absolutely worth it.

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Giuseppe Stromboli Memes Put An Italian Twist On Harry Potter

It feels like Twitter's been talking about JK Rowling for weeks now, but we're happy to report that the latest buzz has nothing to do with her upsetting transphobic views or tweets. Instead, the flood of memes about "Giuseppe Stromboli" are the result of a hilarious fake Twitter exchange between @MNateShyamalan and the "author" of the beloved Harry Potter books.  The Twitter user claims that Rowling had given him the power to make changes in the Wizarding World. The screen shot of the "conversation" with the author indicates her horror at the fact that he'd changed Potter's name to "Giuseppe Stromboli." Twitter seems to love an Italian joke, and made quick work of flooding the site with Stromboli/Potterverse memes. Here are our favorites.

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JK Rowling Calls For An End To 'Cancel Culture,' Proves She's The Ultimate Karen

JK Rowling is once again back in the limelight for yet another Karen move: this time she's signed an open letter calling for an end to online "cancel culture" on the grounds that she advocates for "open debate and freedom of thought and speech." This all sounds well and good until you remember that she's repeatedly been in hot water for her problematic comments and views about trans people and is now claiming that she's the one being oppressed. It's all incredibly cringey and we're really enjoying the reaction memes and tweets, which you can scroll through below!

Twitter memes and reactions to JK Rowling signing an open letter calling an end to "cancel culture" | Taming Fred Savage @FredTaming jk rowling: stop canceling normal ppl: stop being hateful trans community jk rowling: stop canceling despite
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