The candy that splits America

Oh me, oh my! My eyes may deceive my mind, but by Jove , I must hope and must pray that this is real life and I'm living it. I have seemingly been blessed by a gift from a generous fairy: 35 gorgeous and beautiful memes, all for my pleasure. Finally, my days of twiddling away in the mud, drawing my own mediocre memes with a stick and some rocks, are now far behind me. Now I can bask in the glorious glory of having so many memes all to myself. How do people who live in such abundance do it? How…

Feeling fab-boo-lous

A town shrouded in mystery returns...

If we wanna get nostalgic about McDonald's we can just remember all their past mascots...

At least Michael Myers commits...

The local news : one of my favorite sources of misinformation. For the past 10 years (and honestly, probably even longer than that), every local news station in the country has recycled the same tired warnings about drugs or razor blades being snuck into their children's Halloween candy. They broadcast images of colorful candy-like substances and tell parents to watch out, as drug dealers are dead set on secretly imbuing these devilish substances into the bodies of innocents. Of course, this is…

You never know what's in there

"A True Classic Never Goes Out Of Style."

It is officially October, which means celebrating the Halloween season is now completely socially acceptable. During the first few weeks of Spooktober, before Halloween events really start revving up, I like to take time to consume some good old fashioned Universal Monster Movies. I'm talking The Mummy, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Bride of Frankenstein, and how could you forget the ever so furry Wolf Man. I'm of the opinion that the old monster movies are the most superior horror movies. Sure, t…

All of our phobias are the same

I have been obsessed with horror movies since I was a kid. I saw a screening of Evil Dead where they squirt blood at the audience when I was 12, and from then on, I was hooked. What I love most about horror movies is seeing things far grosser and scarier than you regularly encounter. Of course, I don't morally agree with the creation of a Human Centipede, but I will definitely watch it and its sequels no matter how objectively bad they are. Why? Because I want to see a Human Centipede. Call me…

It's not just all a bunch of hocus pocus...

Time to embrace the ennui.

The first official day of fall has arrived! Although not as dramatic as the summer and winter equinox, the beginning of autumn marks the dawn of one of the most aesthetically pleasing and generally pleasant seasons of the year. Going to a haunted house, carving pumpkins, watching spooky movies: these activities sooth the mind and squeeze out that dollop of happiness before the seasonal depression hits. Fall is one of the only months that has such fun seasonally sanctioned activities! In the win…

The box, Hulu opened it. So we came with memes. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.