halloween

Are you a competitive parent? Do you want your kid to kick the other kids' asses on wacky hair day at school? If so, you've come to the right place. Let these pics serve as some inspiration. 

And even if you're not a parent and/or hate kids, you'll probably still find these creative hairstyles to be pretty damn impressive!

The entire internet seems to be leaning into "Spooktober" this year, and the phenomenon is creating some freakishly relatable content. Creative marketing agency Article Group has gotten in on the fun by tweeting some blank Jack-O-Lantern templates with the following caption: 

"What's a terrifying thing from your everyday life you'd write on a "painfully relatable jack-o-lantern"? Write your answer on one of these pumpkins. Winner gets a trophy!"

Their followers gleefully obliged. Their contributions are mostly work-related, but some of them are the kind of shudder-worthy experiences that leave us filled with dread. Example: being left on read for three hours. We've put together a selection of our favorites, but you can take on the whole thread right here. 

If you love all things autumn and Halloween, then you've come to the right place. And if you haven't guessed by now, dank memers are effing obsessed with Spooktober. If you're craving even more spooky memes, head on over to /r/DankMemes, where they will literally not stop coming until November 1st.

Halloween is only about a month away, which means it's just about time for spooky season and planning out your Halloween costume. The following costumes aren't good ones by any means, but they are extremely amusing and great for if you're feeling particularly cheap!

It's past September 1st, which means that Spirit Halloween stores are popping up anywhere there's an empty warehouse. We don't mind though, because it means we'll always be Halloween-ready at the drop of a hat. Not to mention, we're really feeling those spooky vibes right now. 

Browse through these memes and get those Halloween costume ideas ready, people.

These memes are for all you summer haters who are chomping at the bit for Spooktober to finally get here. We feel you, summer can seem pretty drawn-out at times and autumn feels like a brand new start. 

So whether you live in a place where it's still 80 degrees outside, or the crisp fall weather is finally starting to hit, we hope you can appreciate these spooky, spoopy memes.

Just in time for Halloween, we're bringing you some Reddit stories about freaky things kids have said. We can't guarantee that these stories are all true, but they're creepy as hell either way!

These memes are for everyone who's just over the hot weather and ready for scarves, pumpkins, and Christian Girl Autumn. Sweating and sunburns are so last season anyway. 

And, you know, it may only be August but who gives a f*ck - bring on the PSLs. Does this make us basic white girls? Probably, but guess what, haters gonna hate.

If your abs aren't sore after scrolling through these memes, then you weren't working hard enough.

Wasting time is something of an art. You don't want to do it in a way that leaves you feeling guilty, so you can't just twiddle your thumbs and stare at a wall. These memes, tweets, and Tumblr tidbits are just funny and clever enough that you won't look back in shame. We hope.