groan-inducing

The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop

Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

What a splendid improbability, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

MacFarlane and co. need to animate me so I can punch Stewie myself for cracking such a terrible, terrible joke. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

My hat's off to you for this one, Trollbek. - Matty Malaprop

I just want to say that "Two Penguins Once Iceberg" might be the greatest name for a website ever. That is all. - Matty Malaprop

There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes punny conversations are really just remolting. - Matty Malaprop

Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop