groan-inducing

*Grooooaan*

Yet another glorious #DadJoke

No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.

Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."

That joke just gave me tuberculosis.

This kid... what a nut! - Matty Malaprop

Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop

A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

... but only because CPS deemed him unfit for planethood. - Matty Malaprop

The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop

Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

What a splendid improbability, amirite? - Matty Malaprop