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Is it insomnia or a passionate thirst for knowledge??

"I want to make it to my deathbed and still not know what 'cold-pressed' is."

It could be said that we take Google for granted, and they make it really easy for us. Like, really easy. The search engine provides answers to our most pressing (and stupid) queries and pushes the most useful information to the top. It's rare that we make it halfway through the results. We save that for creepily searching our dates. Anyway, it's even rarer that we bravely push forward to the second page of results. Because the second page is only for the braves. The second page is a dark and m…

When you get caught in a glaringly obvious web of lies , the best policy is generally to just own up to it. Nobody's falling for your BS anyway so it's probably best to not make yourself look even more stupid. This "tattoo artist" blatantly stole a bunch of their designs from other artists off of Google and then continued to play dumb after being called out . And the worst part? The copied art is definitely not as good as the original!

Rude

Welcome to the Internet of Crap

Not feeling lucky

Let's not forget the hero who helped the world visualize exactly what Google was under fire for by dressing as the Monopoly guy during the 2018 trial. And then, of course, his unintentional Bruce Willis sidekick.

Yummy

Five star reviews all round.

Five stars

Since its inception, Google Street View has been an endless source of entertainment for the terminally bored. The world is a fascinating place, and you never know what you might find by dropping yourself on a random street somewhere . A select few can even find themselves on the app, although some are in a more compromising position than others. This was the case for Paris Barfoot , who shared a video revealing her own Big Tech paparazzi shot. The image is shot on the street where she lives and…

Glitches galore

When we look up our local takeout on Google, we might have a few preconceived notions about what the review section is going to look like. Something something food quality, something something delivery time, at least one bozo complaining about the quality of the service because they forgot to add napkins. Look up the Little Caesars in Atlanta, though, and you’ll see a break in tradition: namely, a woman appearing to get dragged out the store by her follicles. This discovery was made by @aliyahI…

With a lot of customer service jobs, it’s the people you’re serving who make or break the job. Unfortunately, a lot of these people also enjoy being jerks. In the internet age, the dilemma is even worse, because we have the joys of Google allowing every mildly inconvenienced customer to channel their rage at supposedly subpar service for the whole world to see and judge. When the mere whims of a Karen-esque keyboard warrior can put your entire livelihood at risk, it makes sense that you might e…