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Life can be so dull if you forget to appreciate the little things. What is life without the simple pleasures, like touching grass or scrolling through dank memes ? Without a bit of fun now and again, the boring monotony of mundane tasks really start to get to you. Every day is the same crap—paying the bills, doing the laundry, cleaning your room, washing the dishes, prepping lunch for the week, going to work, clocking in, clocking out, taking your vitamins, doing your taxes, paying the rent, co…
Once upon a time, there was a grumpy old man who never had any fun on the internet. No matter how hard his kids tried to help him understand how to use email and Facebook, he just didn't get it, nor did he have any interest in trying to. “But dad,” his kids would say, “don't you want to like and comment on all the things we post about our lives?" “Hell no!” The old man would say to his kids. “Why would I do that when you can just tell me? I don't give a shit about where you went to go get pizza…
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"People of the Internet! Of the world wide web! Of Reddit, of Instagram ! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when men do not appreciate (or yearn for) Lord of the Rings memes, when sad souls on the Internet do not desire convenient humor, when Lord of the Rings marathons lose their comfort and appeal. But it is not this day. An hour of viruses and responsibilities, when the Age of Internet Nerds comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day,…
Last Sunday I had my whole week planned out. I did all the laundry, stopped by the grocery store, and went home to food prep for the next several days. Kale salad for Monday. Spinach salad for Tuesday. Chicken salad sandwich for Wednesday. Pasta salad with a side of fruit salad for Thursday. Tuna salad on a Mediterranean salad for Friday. I know it sounds like a lot of salad, but I was determined to have a healthy week so that I could feel good about myself when that inevitable sloppy Saturday…
Story time. Many years ago, I won concert tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Santa Monica after calling a radio station as a joke. What began as a modest prank turned into the best day of my life, for RHCP was my absolute favorite band in the world. There was only problem. I was 14 years old and couldn't drive. The concert venue was hundreds of miles away and my parents always forbade me from hitchhiking or talking to strangers, so I bought a train ticket. The morning of the long journ…
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No one should be ashamed of their undying love for memes. Sure, sometimes it's good to go outside, take a walk, and maybe touch some grass. But there's no harm in blowing off steam with some dumb memes once in a while. Otherwise we'd all be moping around all the time, disappointed in ourselves for not being more "productive." Have a crapload of memes. You deserve it.
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